Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be...– Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Incidentally, one of my most successful New Year’s resolutions, which I made in...– Nora Ephron (via Huffington Post) (reblogged from Murrays Cheese)
Protecting fetuses, but not people.
emes: jerrymuffinbutt: SEE the pun is political
iphone420: if you didnt cry during the cheetah girls when toto got stuck in the hole you are heartless
Watching "Legend of Korra"
OMG Tarrlock is such a dick
Cosmo sex tip #301:
dromundkaas: Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Remember that time
before I knew what i was doing on tumblr so i would just hashtag shit a la twitter instead of using the tab box thing cuz i was a ~*~*newb*~*~
Scott Disick is literally better than all the...
tocherette: there’s a reason him and Kourt haven’t gotten married yet, it’s because he’s waiting for me
highschoolers taking “I’m so kewl look at this blunt i rolled look at me smoking out of a PEACH not an apple because I’m oRiGiNaL” photos with Instragram and then posting them on Facebook. Like, OMG, TELL ME MORE.
Of course, it’s challenging when people are attacking your show … especially the...– Lena Dunham What the actual shit? I am pretty sure this is not what you were like when people started telling you about it. (via velocipedestrienne) Thank God we have Lena Dunham to bring equality to us by not having one person of color on her show. (via dolphinsuspicious) You’re making it...
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH. TEN TEN TEN TWENTIES ON YOUR TITTIES BITCH.
himynameiscarl: an alternate universe where instead of “stop” telegrams are punctuated by “swag” “YOUR MOTHER HAS DIED SWAG PEACEFULLY IN SLEEP SWAG CONDOLENCES SWAG” “STORES AT FRONT AND HIGH STREETS ON FIRE SWAG SEND FOR HELP SWAG” “GERMAN FORCES BREACHING FRONT LINES SWAG CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS SWAG”
I have watched the Pitch Perfect trailer like 7 times today because Rebel Wilson.
yo heads up tumblr, diy food is called COOKING
scarygodmother: cundtcake: Cryingpatrioticvagina.gif Oh my Jesus. This is everything.